ATTENTION: Morgan Avery Would Like A Moment Of Your Time, Please
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Thank you for your time! And thank you, Morgan! Ladies and gentleman, as you were! But first, more Morgan!!!
MORGAN BREAK: Check in on Fortnight Boy and make sure he knows I'm still getting all of his PAGEVIEWS for him!
BACK TO MISS AVERY!!!
Thank you, Morgan! Thank you!